ME: OH MY GOD!!! I heard that this guy, he’s such a dick. He has rupees and he totally slept with that girl. And she got rupees too. I heard that they did in the alleyway or something. What a jerk. He totally gave rupees to that poor girl! FRIEND: Rupees? Isn’t that a currency? ME: OH (embarassed) I mean ROOFIES! My bad! FRIEND: Isn’t that a drug? Do you mean “Herpes”??
ME: HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHHAAAH FAILLLLLLLL!
I don't consider myself a fob. I'm just...a little stuck in the middle la...